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Welcome to
Winslow Township Youth Soccer Association
website and registration system!

Sat. Rec. Games Field Status:

OPEN

Peter Volpa Park PRACTICE Fields Status:

CLOSED

Please visit our Travel Team
webpages or contact the coach
if you like to tryout for a team.
(click here).
Put your mouse over the team name
to see date range for team, or click on
a team name to view their webpage.

We are also looking for Coaches to join our club.
If you have a team or like to build
one please

send an e-mail to:
President@winslowsoccer.org with
your soccer experience,
age level you like to coach,
your philosophy of coaching, plus anything
you like to tell us about yourself.

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Ultra Media Gallery 5

A thought to Ponder!:
A mother was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her teenage son.
Suddenly the boy bursts into the kitchen.

"Careful! Careful! Put in some more butter! Oh my goodness!
You're cooking too many at once.
TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!
We need more butter. Oh my!
WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?
They're going to STICK! Careful!... CAREFUL!
I said CAREFUL!
You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never!
Turn them! Hurry up! Are you crazy?
Have you lost your mind? Don't forget to salt them.
You know you always forget to salt them.
Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The mother stared at him. "What's wrong with you?
You think I don't now how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The son calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it
feels like when I'm trying to play soccer."